Someday I will write a love letter to the comma. I’ve been thinking a lot about commas in recent months and I just absolutely love them. Someday I will sing their praises from the rooftops.
Come to think of it, maybe what I actually love is punctuation, period. (I was going to say “no pun intended” but on second thought I don’t care if anyone thinks I planned that.) I just really love punctuation, especially when it’s “ostentatious.”
Yeah, you heard me. What of it?